18 ways to find out you’re overdoing it with CaDM

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You only leave the apartment through the ventilation shaft.
You won’t step into the apartment until you throw a flashbang there.
With each click you hear, you hide because it could be a sniper.
Anyone who stays in a public restroom for more than a minute is labeled a camper.
When you wake up, you try to choose a weapon.
You die about 20 times a day.

At work or school, you only talk about weapons.
When you leave the house in the morning, you leave with the words „Plant the bomb“.
Whenever you meet a boss or a teacher, you say „Enemy contact“.
When you panic, you run with a knife in your hand.
When you throw the starling out of the cigarette, you automatically shout „Granat!“.
When you are waiting for the bus, you are standing behind, below or above the stop.

When you go to school, you wear a bulletproof vest. Čo je dobre na pankreas
You put a bomb in the green box.
After each written paragraph, you change the bomb in the pen.
You will jump from a height of 5 meters, because it would take a long time to pass and youthink that you will survive the rest of the day with 40% health.
If you want to ventilate, you will blow up the window and you will be surprised that the shards remain lying on the ground for a long time.
When your alarm goes off in the morning, you’re desperately looking for a Bomb